Faff about with lipstick all day.

Never buy their own products.

Spend endless hours eating free cupcakes.

Find infographics fascinating.

Blog about anything just for the asking.

Enjoy convoluted ingredient origin stories.

Have a travel card with limitless funds.

Will work for food.

Have 48 hours of time at their disposal unlike everyone else’s 24.

Blog about every single thing that’s sent to them. Even the eye pencil sharpener.

Never research.

Believe every single thing on the press release.

Are thrilled to get midnight emails.

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