I can’t even think the name ‘Le Brew’ without Peter Kay’s accent popping up in my mind. Tetley are cashing in on their ‘Tea Folk’ range by creating a tea scented fragrance with ‘exotic notes’ and crediting it as Tina’s ‘signature’ perfume – about as credible as Smurfette bringing out a signature scent.
Stranger still, the blurb says it ‘evokes the exhilarating experience of rolling green tea fields on the romantic Kenyan highlands’. I’d bet money that Tina’s never been north of Doncaster.
And, it’s £15! Put the kettle on someone, I need a sit down and a cup of tea.