I’m not sure what to think of this Japanese service that offers to anonymously email the furry nostrilled so they can discretely take care of ‘offensive’ stray nasal hairs. Called Chololi, the service will mail the poor recipient to advise which side of the nose needs attention and there’s even a level of kindness to choose from when anon-upsetting, er, I mean, anon-texting from ‘scornful’ to ‘mild’. You can even indicate how many hairs caused the offence.
So, in the interests of research, I filled in the form indicating a ‘stern’ option of wording to myself. I got an email within seconds saying:
Excuse me, I have something to tell you as a friend.
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I noticed that there are 1 nostril hairs are sticking out from your right nostril.
Please pull them out right away. You must promise me.”
I definitely promise, okay. Find it at www.hanage.info