Ok, seriously now, you are looking at a pot of nail varnish that costs £83,000. Oh, yes you are. Meet Model’s Own Gold Rush Couture, with a lid crafted from a solid ingot of pure gold weighing in at almost 4 oz and studded with 1,118 diamonds.

It’s currently on display at extremely fancy jewellery store Frost of London on New Bond Street and as you would expect, there isn’t exactly a production line running on these bespoke bottles – they’re strictly made to order.

For those of us whose finances won’t quite stretch to the ‘Najazzled’ version, Models Own will be selling a, ahem, Ready To Wear version on their site from mid December.

I’ve been promised that I’ll be alerted if and when someone orders one. I bet you anything they will.

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