Hmm.. we’re not sure if this is targeting ‘offensive cellulite’ or is a ‘cellulite offensive’…
And of course, if your nipples aren’t quite the right colour, you can pink them up with this cream formulated from herbal extracts – we don’t understand the strawberry? Is it strawberry flavoured, do the extracts come from strawberries or is a strawberry indicative of the perfect shade of nipple.. if it’s the latter, I’m in trouble.
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It’s for your boobs. That’s all we know.
Knees looking old? Your fears are banished with this ‘just for knees’ cream scrub.
An arm and leg hair product to flatten those pesky hairs that stick up.
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