Badly Named Beauty Products
I love Rituals, but guys, what were you thinking with your Ancient Beauty gifting set? Not sure any of us wants to be on the recieving end of a set that reads like it’s destined for Ancient Beauties!
Braun’s Old Spice Trimmer might be intended for men, but all I can think of here is Geri Halliwell wrestling with her bikini line.
I spotted this on xojane.com – I have the same immediate thoughts. My Mum. Life support. No, no, no! The blurb is even worse.. “Do you hear the sirens? Has someone called CODE BLUE on your hair? Then it’s time for a trip to the emergency groom¿ I mean room.” Not sure I’ve seen such pun clangers in a long, long while.
So, yes, this is exactly what you think it’s for. It’s less the overall name than the tagline, “For Muffs On The Move”. Because now all I can think about is independently travelling.. well.. muffs..
“I hope you don’t mind if I get my Coque out at the dinner table.” I know.
If you know any better Badly Named Beauty Products, tell me!
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