Maybelline Chaotic Mascara

Maybelline Chaos Mascara
Maybelline Chaotic Mascara

Right… where to start with this! Maybelline Chaotic Mascara is all about an undone lash look… so, erm, messy lashes, if you like. I’ve seen some of the Instagram comments on this product and let’s just say it’s not going down that well so far. In fact, it sort of brought the internet to a stand-still as a collective “really??” happened!

However, I think you have to remember that it’s a transient trend – a kind of late-night, dark Parisian club sort of a thing – I think I’ve done this look many times by mistake anyway (maybe we all have)! However, the brush is apparently designed to be able to tease the lashes into a mess.

I will probably be the only person to say I rather like the disorganisation of it although I imagine it will be in the bargain bucket sooner rather than later. Anyway, it has launched in the US but not in the UK yet.. it’s on its way.

I think many of you won’t remember when Stila (under Estee Lauder ownership) did a see-through coloured mascara – more of a lash glaze really, that was promoted as helping your eyes look pretty, “as though just after crying”. Yes, I totally bought the story and had a romantic idea of dewy, post pretty weep lashes, bypassing the reality of a hot-mess, snotty nosed after-hysterics look. You can still search it under Stila Wet Mascara. I mean, really.. a wet mascara.


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13 responses to “Maybelline Chaotic Mascara”

  1. Surely this look can be done with any other mascara?

  2. Joanne Mallon (@joannemallon)

    Wow. That’s…that’s…really quite horrible. Maybelline is normally one of those brands you would trust 100% to get mascara right, but this is like something the drunk intern would cook up at 2am on a Friday night. God, I feel old.

    The only similar look I like is when people wear a ton of make up to the gym and do a really hardcore class so it’s all running down their face by the end because they’ve worked so hard. That looks really cool and badass, but it’s not a look you’d wear outside.

    I am glad you’ve shown us this though. Now I know it’s ‘a thing’ and not just a sign that somebody’s life has gone badly astray, so I’ll know not to laugh or offer assistance if I see it in real life.

    1. Jane

      I’ve definitely seem some mascara looks that make me want to offer help! Now, we’re just never going to know if assistance is required or if it’s a sexy-messy trend.

    2. Ha, Joanne, at first I read it as “something the drunk intern would coke up”, AND I STILL WOULD BELIEVE IT. Do we really need a special mascara for this …”look”, for want of a better word?
      What’s next, a special mascara for that edgy “I hit myself in the eye with the wand”-look?

  3. Rebecca

    Eurgh, what where they thinking?! I just don’t understand this idea at all!

  4. lydia

    I’ve said this before about this mascara, but this is runway make up ultimately, and while I love the look on her, there is no way your average person would look anything but a mess. If you’re very beautiful in a editorial way, all cheekbones and eyebrows, you can do this I think, otherwise, you’ll look like you’ve slept on your face after applying mascara.

  5. AnnieA

    At least it would one time you could blame the mascara completely…

  6. Bel brown

    It’s like they accidentally created the worse mascara ever and though, hmmm how can we fool the masses that this is actually good?..Marketing, we’ll just tell everyone we meant it and make crap mascara a thing now.

  7. I have seen some very cool messy mascara photos in editorial but their ad is really awful, a bit of a ‘why’ product as it can be done with any mascara !
    Anne Marie

    http://annemarielepretre.com/

  8. There is no way that this mascara would go into my shopping basket. I totally agree with @lydia who says that only people with editorial look could actually get away with the messy effect. If I would try to pull this off I think people would think that something wrong have happened in my life.

  9. sulli

    I love it!! This is how I would try to make mine after using a base and a few other mascaras…so I am genuinely excited! If its in he bargain bin yippe for me!!!

  10. Mia

    But in the photo they’ve clearly stuck some fake lashes on top after they put on that horrible looking mascara – it’s really obvious, as the falsies are feathery and not coated with goop. So part of the “teased” look they promise is obtained not with the mascara. It’s a stupid product.

  11. I have seen this….but I’m not sure that I want this effect on my eyelashes….toooo messy.

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