You might well ask what the above is.
If you want to spice up Christmas, then the YESforLOV Intimate Hide-And-Seek Kit, £29, enables you to write a message on your body in invisible ink and then your beloved uses the torch to search for and illuminate the words. Personally, I think there are better ways for me to remind Mr BBB to put the bins out, but each to their own.
There is also a cheeky lip balm duo called Ice Hot Kisses (below), with one creating icy lips and the other creating fiery. It’s okay, I’m not even going there.
They’re exclusive to Selfridges and launching soon.