A Shot In The Dark

Yes, we do envy our American sisters who can get all the latest beauty and cosmetic enhancers before we do usually, but I’m afraid I won’t be hot-footing for the latest across the pond treatment – The G-Shot. Yep, a nice shot of collagen into the G-spot that sets you back £800 is the latest non-surgical procedure to hit our shores. Apparantly, the injection increases the size of the G-spot to roughly the diameter of a 10p piece and enhances your pleasure by making it completely unmissable to any, uh, visitors. Sorry not to illustrate my point, but when searching for a good visual in the same file as The Easter Bunny, Santa and the Loch Ness Monster, I turned up nothing that would do.