I spend a lot of time in the internet universe looking for unusual beauty products and I think it is safe to say that this item totally qualifies for that title.
Ishizawa Top Pink Jelly for Breast is made to whiten the nipple area for ‘cute-looking milky pink nipples’. Hello…what?? Apparantly, the gel contains whitening ingredients while restoring the brightness of your nips. It contains rosehip extract and Vitamins A, C and E which according to the blurb ‘has an effectiveness of making your nipples into rose, pink and white colour, which will result in milky pink nipples’.
And, no, I won’t be testing it. Not least because not once in my whole life have I pondered the colour of my nipples. Not once, let alone considered a product to make them cute and milky looking. How bizarre.
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12 comments
oh my god!!!
Erm…? I’d be terrified to meet the product designer. What kind of mind came up with this?
…okay. I want this. Not to say that I am at all dissatisfied with the color of my nipples. I just want to sit it on my coffeetable and have conversations about it.
If you can believe it there’s also a Vagina Hair Dying Kit on the market I’ve seen pictures of it and no I won’t be trying it, buying it or blogging it. I think its ridiculous these companies think with everything else we’re worrying about that we’d want to make our nipples pink and dye our vagina hair etc. But I do like the idea of Vagazzling although I’d be too chicken to go ask for it. I heard about Vagazzling early last year before the TOWIE people talked about it.
I’ll take two!
this post definitely provokes some pondering…why would one ever want to make nipples look ‘milky’ anyway!!
Hmmmm….. most weird beauty product ever. So strange!!
Hahaaaa! *tries not to get self conscious about nip shade..*
As if women haven’t got enough to get paranoid about they are trying to get us worried about our nipples now. The idea of bleaching your nipples – is it even safe?
I think that can safely go in the same drawer or washbag with anal bleaching.
I remember a few years ago nearly pebble dashing my cornflakes as I read my Daily Candy US and the tip of the day was anal bleaching !
Ring of fire more like – I think some folk have too much time on their hands or body image problems – or is it made for porn stars/ strippers / topless pole dancers
Every country has weird products.
Making fun of Japanese is funny?
You are such a racist.
I just do not understand this product at all. Seriously, I’m worried my nipples maybe a little bit too pink is a thought I can’t say has ever crossed my mind. Image what it would look like if you combined it with a fake tan for example. I read this the other day and I couldn’t fathom it, turns out 3 days later…I still can’t!
OH and…
@anonymous Every country has it’s idiots too and I guess we’ve just found yours.