Lynx Manwasher

You know, sometimes the old adage, a fool and their money are easily parted really comes into play in beauty world. Meet The Lynx Manwasher – the in-shower gadget that you never knew you needed. Centuries of washing have successfully produced clean men with no help from a shower gadget, least of all one with an ‘exfoliating derma abrasive texture’ on one side and a ‘high wearing micro-mesh’ for more sensitive parts. I think, to be honest, there are better things to spend £3.99 on – a sponge, maybe. If you look at the picture, you’ll see they’ve sexed it up in black and red so it looks a bit sporty but it’s not really any different to this:



…which is £1. Incidentally, if you google ‘manwasher’, there is actually someone who will, for a fee, come out and wash you. *raises brows*. 

PS: The Manwasher was originally promoted in the US as the Axe Detailer as pointed out by a BBB reader. I am actually starting to wonder if they really are alluding to balls when they say ‘sensitive, hard to reach parts’… is it really a ball-washer, and are balls really hard to reach in the shower? I’d say that’s a short-arm issue if they are, rather than a ball issue. 



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6 responses to “Lynx Manwasher”

  1. The Finding Nemo one made me laugh as my man has a Buzz Lightyear one! I’m sure he’d rather his Buzz one than that Lynx one any day!

  2. Haha, I had to laugh (uncomfortably) at the thought of ‘Manwashers’ for hire.

    Truth be told, I’d buy that Lynx Manwasher, only for the fact I’ve two teenage sons. It’d mean I could stop hiding my Muji Cloth – the visions of them see sawing it in the shower give me nightmares! 😛

  3. Linda

    This was marketed as the the axe detailer in the states, you should youtube the advert for it, its hilarious.

  4. *giggle* I’m waiting for a bloke to use the abrasive side on the sensitive parts. I asked hubby if he wanted a man washer and he now thinks that Monday has made me crazier than usual. Then I told him about the man washer service and now he’s threatening to take my internets away:( Jeez men, so sensitive 😉

  5. I found this so funny, a man who you hire to wash you. That’s is just funny, thank you for sharing and raising a smile on a Monday x

  6. caryseen

    maybe ‘hard to reach’ really means it’s a bum washer…?! scary…but i think it’s really just a way of makng a shower pouf into a gadget for the male sale. stupid & evil marketeers at work, for sure, but it wouldn’t succeed if there weren’t men who need their sponges, poufs and other acoutrements to be manned up in order to buy & use.

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