Some of the more, er, out-there Japanese beauty gadgets have me completely intrigued – take Exhibit A above, the Beauty Spoon. The stick has layers of germanium balls – I’ve Wiki’d Germanium and it’s a very complicated chemical that I can’t really find any reference to uses in beauty for – plenty uses as a semi-conductor for transistors though! Anyway, from what I can make out, rub it over your face every day to keep it groomed and toned.
And now, Exhibit B – the Breast Gymnastics Massager. I (almost) have no words, but if you think what’s basically a plastic gropey hand that you parp your own boobs with is going to do anything towards making them firmer, think on. Genuinely, I can’t see how this is going to work.
Similar to this
I’ve featured the Pupeko before but can’t resist giving it a re-run. Created by Chikako Hirama (Mrs Hirama pictured?) and the device is to combat ‘those tell-tale lines’. You puff your cheeks out or suck them in with the Pupeko in your mouth and if you can do it without laughing, who knows, maybe it will work (*doubtful face*).
You can actually buy all or any of these HERE, where they really do sell cat’s pyjamas, and yes, they ship to the UK!
Transparency Disclosure
All products are sent to me as samples from brands and agencies unless otherwise stated. Affiliate links may be used. Posts are not affiliate driven.
9 comments
Germanium is an element, not a chemical! It helps to improve blood circulation because of it’s ability to pick up negative ions at the skin surface.
Thanks for the info!
they don’t look like something i’d try! look interesting though!
amy
beautyandotherthingstoo.blogspot.co.uk
xo
What a shame you didn’t post this pre Xmas – some fab “Secret Santa” gifts here!! I’m actually going to buy these and put aside for next year. Too much fun to miss and who knows – just maybe, they will work lol.
How hilarious! Won’t show the husband as know he will say he could do the job of gadgets 2 and 3 for free! Brightened up my day…cheers! :-))
Dear Gawd. The phrase “S&M” comes to mind when I see this stuff. LOL!
“Parp your own boobs”!! Thanks Jane that’s the best laugh I’ve had in ages!
So many comments I want to make… as for the boob groper, wow… words fail me x
Beautyqueenuk xx
This post is hilarious!!!!! Where do they get these ideas from!! too funny 🙂