Hello Jo Beauty

Hello Jo

You’ll be seeing quite a bit of this brand, especially across social channels I reckon. I’ve not yet come across a brand that is so obviously built for millenials – it’s like someone gave them the Big Ladybird Book Of Millenials and they copied it cover to cover. Tested on animals, no. Empowering for women, yes. Making a difference, yes. Korean inspired, yes. Founded by women, yes. Or is it? Well, the company itself is trademark registered by Feel Unique. Bizarrely, on the website, Hello Jo say ‘we have chosen to partner with FeelUnique for fulfillment’. They are FeelUnique, so that’s odd. Also odd is the declaration HERE that it was founded by a collective of talented and creative women who never intended to start a beauty brand but a movement. Sorry but my BS-ometer is at explode.

Also, note that women is spelled across the site as womxn and if you’re not woke enough to realise, that’s a way of taking the words men or man out of women or woman. It’s also sold on FeelUnique with the FU staff ‘reviewing’ the products and an introduction that goes like this: “Introducing Hello Jo, a new British born, Korean developed beauty brand; made to make a difference. Born from the cultural revolution amongst women, Hello Jo is starting the first ever beauty movement; one that helps women support women; all fuelled by caffeine active beauty products.”

There is a whole raft of information about the brand on its own website as well as FU but literally nothing at all about these mysterious womxn whose creativity and talent brought about Hello Jo. The brand has chosen caffeine as their key ingredient and list all the benefits of that ingredient such as “Energises and invigorates, Releases dopamine (happy hormones), Stimulates the brain to improve our focus, reaction times, memory and cognitive functions, Fuels our bodies and boosts fitness regimes”… maybe in the cup but definitely NOT in a lip mask or a cream. And that’s only half the list… and really I’m not seeing a connection between drinking coffee and buying beauty products with caffeine in them.

I was going to give a quick run down of the products I’ve tried but I just feel rather confused and perhaps even duped by this brand already. I don’t know what is real and what isn’t, why FeelUnique aren’t claiming it (why wouldn’t they?) and why this is so obviously artificially built to shoehorn as many trends as possible into one brand rather than to genuinely service a need with great products and heart. So, not reviewing because it’s utterly soulless and confusing.


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18 responses to “Hello Jo Beauty”

  1. This seems like such an odd brand – I’ve looked into it and it really is a ‘ticking box’ job, with no authentic message. Who are these women? What’s their story? Why does an eye mask empower me? And as for Feel Unique’s dodgy deflection (the fact this brand is legally registered to them leaves no doubt) it makes it all seem so shady. Not what we need more of in beauty right now.

    1. Jane

      It’s just bizarre – it’s almost like a college project.

  2. M C

    Hahaha! Loved this review. Genuinely made me laugh. 🙂

  3. Anita

    Ugh, I work in marketing and this makes even me cringe.

  4. Hannah

    1) I hate the red lips on the packaging, reminds me of the opening credits of Rocky Horror.
    2) I am a woman not a womxn
    3) A sheet mask for the HAIR? Now I’ve heard everything.

    1. Jane

      Hair sheet masks are really a thing! Korean inspired xx

      1. Hannah C

        How does it get to the 85% of hairs it’s not touching? I have curly hair and just can’t imagine it working!

  5. Jo

    I’m not sure Jo is a name to appeal to millenials either, I know loads my age 40 but haven’t really come across anyone in their teens/20’s. It seems a very random brand!

    1. Lizzie

      Really good point.

    2. I’m a millennial Jo! But the over the top attempt at corporate ‘wokeness’ is enough to put me off trying it…

  6. Jaz

    Before reading the review, I assumed this was somehow connected to Jo Loves / Jo Malone

    1. Alicia

      Me too!

  7. Jen

    What Jaz said above – I too also thought it was something to do with Jo Malone / Jo Loves.

    Can’t see FeelUnique shifting much of these, I will expect to see this in lots of goody bags, Beauty boxes and TK Max soon.

  8. Sara

    At first glance I also thought it was a new beauty line by Jo Loves as the branding looks very similar.
    Not impressed as it seems to be a blatant attempt to confuse/fool customers by riding on the coat tails of the Jo Loves brand.
    Honestly some of these beauty brands must think we’re born yesterday!

  9. Lizzie

    Something tells me that we’ll find out soon that there’s a huge team of marketing bros behind this one. It reads so “male tries to pretend to be female” to me.

  10. FiMacD

    Another one here who also thought by the image it was something to do with Jo Loves/Malone! You write SO well Jane – I always read even if very rarely have time to comment! So refreshing to read actual reviews of products when so many others just think opening a product, posing in a hotel bed/bath and using the words “insane” “obsessed” and “cute” suffices!
    Fiona

    1. Jane

      Thank you so much Fi!

  11. Can’t stand brands that jump on trends to sell a product without displaying the authenticity and REAL story behind it. Sounds like BS to me too.

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