Okay so now Tamara has got to the nitty gritty of her finds in Penang – remember the bleach for your bits scandal from India? Well, here’s something to whiten and brighten your, erm, intimacy, from Penang.

Lactacyd ‘White Intimate’ is designed to lighten your intimate area within four weeks.. helping you to go ‘beyond clean’. Oh gosh. I don’t really even need to start saying how many kinds of wrong this is.. and even if I do start, it’s only a very swift hop to Kinohismitsu J’pn BustUp Drink…

..which ‘takes care of a woman’s bust from every angle’. Alrighty. This ‘care’ will apparently include firmer, fuller and uplifted breasts. 

Leaving aside the woeful beauty wrongs, I am the most grateful Hello Kitty fan in the world for even casting my eyes on this! Needless to say, my life will be incomplete til I have one.


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