Ouch, my bleeding eyes. I can’t imagine who approved this image. He looks in pain and no wonder with a whacking great bottle thrust down his jeans squashing his gentleman’s parts. I get the whole phallic subliminal thing, but in this instance it’s so unsubtle that it’s just silly.

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