Bring It Up Tape

I popped into Sally Beauty this afternoon and came across Bring It Up tape. On so many levels, I’m confused. Shouldn’t it be Bring Them Up? You can’t only want to bring one up, surely? Plus, the disparity between the two on the packaging picture implies that the tape is, basically, able to glue a man to an aeroplane while it’s flying type strength. Tape can be good, but not that good. 

You have to wonder about the creative meeting – if indeed there was one – when they rejected Titsup Tape, or Bring Tit Up, and decided that a cruelly lurid pink top was the best showcase for one woefully deflated breast and one super perky one. 

 


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5 responses to “Bring It Up Tape”

  1. Laura

    What a strange product! Surely wearing these means you can’t wear a low cut top? Odd!

  2. Bring Tit Up. Genius!

  3. Thanks for pointing this out. The attention to detail on this blog is amazing.

    I don’t know how well this particular product works, but on the whole if you want to give your fun bags a lift a well fitted bra is probably the best option.

  4. From this moment on, I shall forever refer to them as my fun bags.

  5. Oh god, these are just…weird! And a bit of a passion killer I’d imagine.

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