Brace Yourselves, Ladies: The Vajacial


Yes, you read it right…a ‘facial’ for the vajayjay. According to BellaSugar (who may of course be doing an exercise in proving ‘we’ll believe anything’), the San Francisco salon, Stript, is offering thorough exfoliation for your lady garden with an enzyme gel before ingrown hair extractions. This is followed by an anti-freckle cream, anti acne or calming mask. As if that wasn’t all the fun your fanny could get, its then treated to an application of ‘lightening’ cream. Now, I don’t want to be all feminist about the rights and wrongs of hair removal (although I did get sugared (legs) recently by an LA therapist and asked her why whipping it all off down below is such a thing is the US and she gave ‘hygiene’ as the reason…WRONG), because I am far, far more interested in exactly who the customer is that has a) enough time to obsess about her regions to the point that she ends up thinking, hmm, yes that really does need perking up by a therapist, and b) who exactly has the chutzpah to be so, well, open. If it’s you, you need to get out more.


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11 responses to “Brace Yourselves, Ladies: The Vajacial”

  1. Uuuuh, I’ll give this one a miss thanks.

  2. Mrs B

    *shudders* just freaks me out as an idea…

  3. Grace London

    No no no no no. Lightening?!! What in the huh?

  4. Ugh, I can’t stand a usual facial, and this?!

  5. Lady Gray

    anti-freckle?! who cares!

  6. Lillian Funny Face

    Aggghhhh! That’s just terrifying! D:

  7. Ali

    That’s one of the funniest posts I’ve read on here! It ain’t easy, finding another opening (no pun intended!) in the already bloated health & beauty market.

  8. Get Lippie

    This made me laugh, a lot. Naturally, after your “lightening” treatment, you’d have to complement it with a dab of “My Little Pink Button” Va jay jay rouge …

  9. Wordbird

    Roared with laughter at such an idiotic idea and had to check the date in case it was April 1st.

    Speaking of jokes, someone made a crack recently that nowadays you get 3 sets of teeth: your baby teeth, your adult teeth and then your straight, white American teeth.

    Are our Vajayjays going the same way?

  10. ….I still can’t decide whether I wanna try it or not… I’m kinda skeptical about this

  11. Anonymous

    Why not? I think this is a wonderful idea! I get waxed every month and hate ingrown hair and acne! I would love to get one – does anyone know a beauty therapist in london who offers this?

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