Garnier Miracle Sleeping Cream

“So, hey, I bought a new face cream and it’s SELF-SMOOTHING!”

“Wow – that sounds incredible.”

“But, better than that.. it’s DE-TIRING.”

“Is de-tiring a word?”

“Yes, yes it is. It means to de-tire.”

“Can you put it in a sentence for me?”

“Sure. ‘I have de-tired my bicycle.’”

“So, it has no tires?”

“Correct.”

“Wow. About the ‘self-smoothing’?”

“Yep, I know. Awesome, right? It literally smooths itself.”

“Like a self-iron shirt?”

“Exactly! Or a self-baking cake or a self-knitting sweater.”

“This is beauty technology I never expected.”

“Right. It’s almost like it can’t be true – that’s actually how awesome it is.”

“So, I need to get back to work…. “


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16 responses to “Garnier Miracle Sleeping Cream”

  1. Anna

    The self-smoothing is the most awesome thing! You make a dent in the pot when you take some out at night and in the next day it’s back to flat level all the way! Has a consistency of a really thick custard, loooovely

  2. Fiona

    Sounds like the Body Shop Bouncy Sleep mask. Hours of fun – like the adult version of cornflour and water 😉

  3. Cy

    If the self-smoothing action benefited the skin then yes, I’m interested.But it’s the cream itself…. it could be doing somersaults that I wouldn’t care!

    1. Jenni

      Echo your sentiment! Astalift has something like that (called the Aquarysta jelly or something) but to be honest how that self-smoothing tech is gonna benefit the user is a different thing 🙂 Theatrical purposes or real benefits to skin.

  4. LilyM

    Ha ha! Love it 🙂

  5. Hell yeah! 😀

  6. For me, formulation is everything, so I would first check the composition of this “miracle” cream…to see whether “miracle” ingredients have been included…or not.

  7. doritattwindly

    And, unfortunately, that’s not exactly the case here. @MlleNature

    Love the post, Jane! Made me giggle.

  8. I love you, Jane! 😀

  9. Best review ever! Thank you. Not sure I’ll buy the cream, nor even what the cream does but I AM smiling!!!

    http://www.gildedmagpie.com

  10. Jo

    I got this in a sample box and it broke me out something fierce the very first time I used it, but it was fun to play goop-smooth with… 🙂

  11. Brilliant! I have tried this as it was in a Beauty box, but I don’t think it does anything. It smells nice, but have stopped using it – there are better creams at a similar price and it may have given me spots.

  12. PhotoGirl

    LMAO!!! (But will it clean my bathroom?)

  13. so it has no tires….hahahaha!!! thanks!!!

  14. Helen Miller

    Great post – L’Oreal have really gone the extra mile with derma-babble on this one!!

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