“So, hey, I bought a new face cream and it’s SELF-SMOOTHING!”
“Wow – that sounds incredible.”
Similar to this
“But, better than that.. it’s DE-TIRING.”
“Is de-tiring a word?”
“Yes, yes it is. It means to de-tire.”
“Can you put it in a sentence for me?”
“Sure. ‘I have de-tired my bicycle.’”
“So, it has no tires?”
“Correct.”
“Wow. About the ‘self-smoothing’?”
“Yep, I know. Awesome, right? It literally smooths itself.”
“Like a self-iron shirt?”
“Exactly! Or a self-baking cake or a self-knitting sweater.”
“This is beauty technology I never expected.”
“Right. It’s almost like it can’t be true – that’s actually how awesome it is.”
“So, I need to get back to work…. “
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The self-smoothing is the most awesome thing! You make a dent in the pot when you take some out at night and in the next day it’s back to flat level all the way! Has a consistency of a really thick custard, loooovely
Lol
Sounds like the Body Shop Bouncy Sleep mask. Hours of fun – like the adult version of cornflour and water 😉
If the self-smoothing action benefited the skin then yes, I’m interested.But it’s the cream itself…. it could be doing somersaults that I wouldn’t care!
Echo your sentiment! Astalift has something like that (called the Aquarysta jelly or something) but to be honest how that self-smoothing tech is gonna benefit the user is a different thing 🙂 Theatrical purposes or real benefits to skin.
Ha ha! Love it 🙂
Hell yeah! 😀
For me, formulation is everything, so I would first check the composition of this “miracle” cream…to see whether “miracle” ingredients have been included…or not.
And, unfortunately, that’s not exactly the case here. @MlleNature
Love the post, Jane! Made me giggle.
I love you, Jane! 😀
Best review ever! Thank you. Not sure I’ll buy the cream, nor even what the cream does but I AM smiling!!!
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I got this in a sample box and it broke me out something fierce the very first time I used it, but it was fun to play goop-smooth with… 🙂
Brilliant! I have tried this as it was in a Beauty box, but I don’t think it does anything. It smells nice, but have stopped using it – there are better creams at a similar price and it may have given me spots.
LMAO!!! (But will it clean my bathroom?)
so it has no tires….hahahaha!!! thanks!!!
Great post – L’Oreal have really gone the extra mile with derma-babble on this one!!